working hard

As I might have mentioned, I have a few huge, important, crushing deadlines looming over me.  So, of course, I have been working really hard. Proof:

Oh wait, I mean I have been trying to work really hard.  But I am not very good at it.  I am a mood worker.  When the mood strikes me, I can be super productive......the mood doesn't strike that often.  So I procrastinate like crazy.

Case in point, I just spent15, maybe 20 minutes making a picture of me and my dogs sleeping under my desk.

::Sigh:: Maybe my committee will accept the drawing in lieu of actual knowledge?

We Need a Bigger Bed

We have a king sized bed - we can't buy a bigger bed without getting it specially made.  This thought keeps me up at nights some times because this is as big as it gets, and I usually don't have enough room to lay down flat.  What am I talking about?  Well, let me give you an example:

I woke up this morning, climbed over the dog and the foot board, and went to the bathroom.  When I walked back into my bedroom, my bed looked like this:

My husband and both dogs were still sound asleep (or at least pretending to be) and their respective drool marks made it look like they hadn't moved in a while.

So.....I guess I slept here last night?

I guess that explains why my back hurts so much today. By the way, if you compare the second and third pictures you can see that I was probably being drooled on at both ends.

So, now you see my dilemma.  What can I do?  I can't kick anyone out.